"What's in a name? That which we call a Mouse Buttock by any other name would smell as sweet."
Okay, here's the scoop: I searched and searched for names for this blog that hadn't already been taken. However, even a nonsense pairing of several random letters was already in use by someone else. So, I just started typing in random names for fun and, hey look!, "Mouse Buttocks," (which has a nice Forrest Gump ring to it), was not already in use! Mouse Buttocks it is....welcome to my Blog!
PS: Okay, I lied. Overnight, I became aware that Mouse Buttocks, available though it may be, is a bit too controversial to be the name of my blog. After all, I'm not really sure that mice HAVE buttocks, though my husband would argue that, yes, they certainly do, they're just really tiny. Then, after having THAT thought run around in my head for a bit, I imagined a tiny pair of human buttocks on a cartoon mouse and wanted to put tiny tidy-whities on the mouse mental image in my head. I couldn't un-see it (stupid and disturbing) and had to change the name of my blog. It will now be, "You...off the Internet!" Thank you for your patience.